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State Farm just asked 19,000 agents to take up to a 40% pay cut. Progressive took its crown without a single one.
State Farm cut 19,000 agents to chase a rival with none, P&G is charging double to disrupt the aisle it already owns, and Singapore's housing fix added…
Jun 30 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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BREAKING NEWS: We Told You AI Memory Category Was on Fire
How to read the business news through a Category Lens.
Jun 26 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
Who are the Category Kings of AI Going To Be?
The Deep Dive Report: where the AI capital stampede is really headed, why most of America will own these giants without choosing to, and the proprietary…
Jun 26 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
The Great Re-Rating: Is the SaaSpocalypse Real?
The Pirate Street Journal explains why is Micron up over $700B and Salesforce down roughly $135B in market cap in the past year.
Jun 26 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
A 25-year-old is now worth more than SpaceX's COO.
SpaceX paid $60 billion because acceleration beats consolidation, consumers will fix the grid with panels, batteries, and insulation, and KFC's glow-up…
Jun 23 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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Fatherhood 3.0: How To Be Present And Powerful And Raise Proactive Kids In A World Of AI
For fathers who refuse the false choice
Jun 19 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
Fatherhood 3.0 Audiobook
How To Be Present And Powerful And Raise Proactive Kids In A World Of AI
Jun 19 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
44:00
97% of consulting is monkey-see-monkey-do. Gartner just lost 74% proving it
Gartner lost $30 billion because AI is best at benchmarking, Consumers will spend on AI/Agency/Aesthetics, and the teen job crisis is a jailbreak.
Jun 16 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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Why Showing Up Isn't Enough: The Fatherhood 2.0 Trap
Fathers today are more present than any generation before them. The data proves it. So why does it still feel like something's missing?
Jun 12 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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Who are the Category Kings of AI Going To Be? | The Pirate Street Journal
The Deep Dive Report: where the AI capital stampede is really headed, why most of America will own these giants without choosing to, and the proprietary…
Jun 10 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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How To Build Your First (Crazy Profitable) Business As A Teenager: The AI Sequel Audiobook
18 Radical Ideas For 18-Year-Old Entrepreneurs And Younger
Jun 5 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
1:09:25
How To Build Your First (Crazy Profitable) Business As A Teenager: The AI Sequel
Another 18 ways to make $30K by 18 years old and never worry about retirement
Jun 5 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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